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How lazy are bees?
Damn you lazy bees, get off my plane!
DANVERS, Mass. - Maybe these bees were too tired to fly for themselves.
A gang of honeybees landed on the wing of a plane used for flight school training at Beverly Airport. At first, the 10,000 or so bees swarmed over the left side of the aircraft, then landed on top of the left wing.
The owner of the flight center first ran around shouting "There's BEES on the muthafu***g plane, which didn't help, so he called the police, who palmed the situation off to "local bee removal expert" Al Wilkins.
Because every town has a bee removal expert, right.
Wilkins used a specially designed vacuum to suck the bees off the plane, and then relocated them to hives where they will produce honey.
Wilkins guessed that the queen may have stopped to rest on the plane, and the other bees congregated around to protect her.
We guess that the bees, like most creatures just wanted a free ride. Just like those damned snakes did.
