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We had to go back to Japan!

After this video appeared on the internet.

We arrived back in Japan and decided to stay somewhere we were familiar with The Hotel Dayo Zenin Syugo, Osaka. Where, apart from the Just Desserts bar where you can sit in a nice tub of green gel with a beautiful Japanese girl.

Just Desserts Osaka
Customers who pay an additional 2,000 yen get to play with a friend in a tub of green gel.

Pervert Train

You can also paint that same girl with a traditional Japanese calligraphy brush and ink. The beautiful Japanese girl will then make an imprint of the “artwork” on to some nice handmade paper you to take home.

We turned on the TV which was tuned to the game show channel; honestly we didn’t search through 47 channels to find it.

The NTS Japanese language skills suck, so we guess that the winner is the girl that orgasms or pretends to orgasm best, or first we aren’t to sure. If anyone knows please contact us here.

Then on came the Japanese version of cooking with Martha Stewart.

The visions of Martha in the kitchen in her underwear were just too much for us to take.

So after a while we went to sleep.

Day 2

After some light but interesting art classes, we decided to go to little place called Akihabara. We have heard thet there is a street there that does not allow any traffic and has some interesting people and sights.

Free Panty PicturesGirl lets random people take pictures of her knickers, that she is still wearing.

We were fortunate enough to see some of the talent on offer here.

Nice Japanese Ass
And she was not the only one!

It started to rain and the street was empty, so we headed back to Osaka. We got our rooms back at The Hotel Dayo Zenin Syugo and went out for the evening.

We found the Mile High Stewardess fantasy club; Air Touch, Osaka.

Air Touch Osaka Mile High ClubAt club Air Touch, customers receive more than earphones and a blanket if they choose to sit in Business Class

We got a little air sick and jetlagged, but we have a lot of air miles now for our next trip...

We thought we should go to Kawasaki before heading to Tokyo, as the concierge told us about Soapland there.

Racequeens & Soap & You....

We here at Nothing To Serious love Formula 1 and NASCAR so we had to visit this great club. The racequeens, (motorsport promotion girls) put you in a lovely warm bath and wash you, all of you.

All raced out we headed for Tokyo.

Where we stayed at the White Box Japanese Love Hotel in Tokyo.

White Box Love Hotel Tokio
The White Box Love Hotel, Tokyo

We think we maya have got this one a bit wrong, as it seems you have to bring your own "Love" to Japanese Love Hotels.

We headed out for an adventure......

And OH Boy did we find one

Kyoshi Shikkaku (Not Fit to Educate), Tokyo. This entire club is designed to look like a school, (it does) complete with a locker room, gym and a classroom.

Kyoshi Shikkaku Tokyo
Shuko & Kumi (Teacher & Student)

We ran to the local shop/store for some cold water and some.......

Sack CondomsCan You Survive 12 Times???? Sack II Condoms

We spent the next 3 hours trying to talk the "teacher" into letting Shuko come for a drink back at the love hotel.

No luck with that, we went back to the store to ask for a refund.

Again no luck, maybe because we don't speak Japanese or Japan has a no refund policy on condoms.

We bought what looked like a milk drink.

Japanese Masturbation Machine
This is NOT Milk!

The store owner smiled as we left.

Back at the Love Hotel, we went to our rooms, alone and sad.

I turned on the TV and saw this,


Japanese Bikini Gameshow

Opened my NOT milk drink and found this......

Japanese Sex Machine
NOT MILK

I think we will stay in Japan for a while.

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