Eddie Murphy & Mike Myers to make 601 Shrek
sequels!

“We looked around and thought this is our legacy.” Eddie told NTS.

Mike Myers told us over the phone, “The most sequels we could find was for a Japanese movie, they made part 48 of It's Tough to Be a Man.”

Concept art for Shrek episode 207.

Jed Butler, the DreamWorks spokesman said “Well after we watched Wall-e we knew we could never beat Pixar on quality so we are going for quantity. Saturate the market, like Jurassic Park did.”

We asked Mike about the scripts for 601 new movies, “We don’t have any script baby, we are just recording lines of speech, that Eddie and I make up.”

NTS “But how will the films work if it’s just made up shit?”

“Well that’s how we made the other movies, baby.”

Slightly sad at the prospect of 601 Shrek sequels with no script we contacted Cameron Diaz, she told us.

“Yeah I’m in all of them, I have to record my voice in everyday conversations for the next 8 weeks, and that’s me finished.”

We asked about topics of conversation she had to have, she laughed at us down the phone.

We thought this was a bit to shallow for Cameron Diaz, and then we remembered this NSFW Cameron Diaz Bondage Video.

We watched the video a few times “for research!”

NTS called Antonio Banderas who plays Puss in Boots in the Shrek movies, his agent told us he was unavailable to comment as he was in the shower recording a “big project.”

Eddie Murphy’s agent told us that he was spending time trying to make more boy children, “when I spoke with Mr. Murphy about this project he said he was disappointed that he had so many girls and not enough sons to take over his role of Donkey.”

Mr. Murphy denied this and told us “I will always have roles in Shrek for all of my kids, not just the boys.”

Other “actors and celebrities” recording random voice clips are Jack Black, Tom Cruise, Michael Jackson and Andy Dick for the prison scenes in episode 423.

We will never go to the movies again!

Mike Myers is trying to clone himself as he can’t get laid.

Even with all that money, yeah Baby.

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