Barack Obama has a meeting with Hillary Clinton

There was a secret meeting between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton yesterday

Nothing To Serious has discovered some of the details of the meeting.

Firstly we believe they are thinking of starting a fitness centre as Clinton was heard begging Obama to “let me be your running mate, please Barack, I really need this.”

They were also over heard discussing the possible Whitehouse Administration Team. “I want Sam Seaborn, Toby Ziegler, Josh Lyman in the west wing and C.J. Cregg can handle the press.” Mr. Obama was heard saying.

Potential Whitehouse Staff.

Hillary said she “would like to see Morgan Freeman as Vice President because that would have a deep impact.”

Morgan Freeman to be Vice President

The speculation about whether they could loose was apparently discussed, as Barack Obama told Hillary “How can I loose to a white Republican, who wants to give all of American Health care, Ay is Da Barrack, man.”

We asked a McCain spokes person, who told NTS, “Sorry we don’t know anything about a meeting, we make French Fries.”

McCain and his fries

The Obama Health Care plan of “Import health care from Canada, because they are healthier than us.” has met with some party opposition.

President David Palmer

Americas first black President, David Palmer told NTS “Jack Bauer is Canadian, so I agree with Obama, on health care.”

Jack Bauer

Mr. Obama first talked of his “Vision for a Healthier America” at a rally in New York (Colin McRae won). “We will bring health care to America, in trucks and on bicycles; surgery will be performed at each border crossing point, by Canadian monkeys medical technicians.”

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