America Denies UFO Invasion of Japan!

The US Department of Defiance today issued a statement denying any involvement in the recent Alien invasion in Japan. Story here….

Ken Tucker from the DOD read from the Whitehouse approved statement. “We the American people, categorically deny any involvement in the Japanese incident. Where would we get a spaceship from?”

When asked about Roswell, Tucker said “Yes she is, thanks.”
Continuing with the statement he said, “We must continue with the fight against terror, and we are already looking into the underwater bombing off of the Japanese coast. This has all of the trademarks of an Al-Qaeda attack.”

Japanese Media reported:
TOKYO, Japan (JAP) -- A strong earthquake struck off the coast of Japan early Thursday, the national Meteorological Agency said, waking up people 100 miles away in Tokyo.

Two people suffered minor injuries from falling furniture, public television broadcaster TNHK reported.

An 18-year-old man was hit when his stereo speakers fell onto his bed, narrowly missing his penis, and a 25-year-old man was hit by his Little Poki which fell from a shelf.

There were no other immediate reports of injuries or damage from the magnitude 6.8 earthquake, NHK said. No tsunami warning was issued.”

The event occurred at 1:45 a.m. offshore at a depth of about 25 miles, according to the U.S. Geological Survey. The epicenter was about 100 miles northeast of Tokyo.

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W.A.S.T.E.D spokesman

But Kenzo Kenzihiro from the W.A.S.T.E.D (We Are Smarter Than Every Dynasty) Institute told Nothing To Serious. "We do not believe in earthquakes, this must be the work of other forces," he said.

When we asked him to be more specific, “Yes, I mean the Americans,” He said. “We here at W.A.S.T.E.D conducted our own investigation and found that the only way an event like this could happen is; if an American made UFO crash landed into the sea.”

We here at Nothing To Serious decided to conduct our own investigation using an outside network of undercover spies (Google Maps). Using their satellite technology we were able to get the following images.

Satellite Images of UFO's Taking Off from Area 51

Google Maps Street view of Extraterrestrial Highway

As we still have a trip to Denver to go on and report about, we will continue to investigate this event and keep you up to date.....Soon

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